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  • dad: you're up early
  • me:
  • dad: you never went to sleep did you
  • blasianxbri:

    AHAHAHAAHAHA.

    (Source: 30rockasaurus)

    do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

    (Source: ectogasmic, via glitterandkiss3sxo)

    
in the first picture, to the left of Obama it looks like that black guy has a shaggy, balding fro
but then in the next picture the white girl peeks out from behind him and gives you a knowing look
she knows
she knows what she’s done

    dsny:

    thelightskinnedjesus:

    unabellaanima:

    Wtf no Bye I’m done lmao

    LMFAOOOOO

    OGOD

    (Source: 2hunna, via remember-when-we)

    nahshaw:

    i think the most beautiful sound is when you can hear the shower running at early in the morning because that means someone in the house is probably going to leave soon and that’s one less motherfucker to share oxygen with 

    (via cockcaine)

    niggaimdeadass:

    never forget that there is always a nigga that looks better than the one playing games with you

    (via fulloftearsandnoregrets)

    nikki-freakin-fabulous:

    falconktango:

    Woah calm down there Satan.

    Whomever thought of this is just….the WORST kind of person

    😂

    (Source: iraffiruse, via fulloftearsandnoregrets)

    sailorkunt:

    HELP

    (via l-yvv)

    itsmeagan:

    teenagesophiebennett:

    you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it

    image

    Amen

    (via obsessoverbrit)

    chrianna:

We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky…

    loveforchristophabrown:

    *_*